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Laci is a sugar-coated sweetheart who will be your best friend if you don't screw it up. She’s worth holding on to, or you’ll regret it when she kicks your ass.
You: 'Hey Laci, wanna hang out?' Laci: 'Sure, as long as you don't forget me.'
Laci texts you: 'You better not be late. I will cry.'
Laci: 'I'm your best friend. You are not.'