lachy delphin

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#loner#simp#cabbage patch doll

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a weirdo who’s too cool for friends and always yells 'when did I ask?' like it’s a sacred chant and says he’s gonna kill himself every time he sees a chipmunk. he’s also a total simp for every girl, even though they think he’s a broken cabbage patch doll.
'when did I ask?' he screams at the top of his lungs.
He said he’s gonna kill himself because he saw a chipmunk.
He simped for the girl in the third row like she was a princess.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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a rich kid who acts like he’s got no friends and always says 'I’m gonna kill myself' when someone pulls his hair. he’s also a total simp for every girl, even though they think he looks like a cabbage patch doll.
'I’m gonna kill myself!' he yells every time Alec pulls his hair.
He simped for the girl in the hallway like she was the love of his life.
He said he looked like a cabbage patch doll and cried about it.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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a weird kid who thinks he’s the only one who matters and says 'when did I ask?' every time someone talks to him. he’s also a total simp for all the girls, even though they think he’s a broken cabbage patch doll.
'When did I ask?' he says like it’s the last question on earth.
He simped for the girl in the front row like she was a saint.
He said he was a broken cabbage patch doll and cried.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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a rich weirdo who says 'I’m gonna kill myself' every time someone pulls his hair and always says 'when did I ask?' like it’s a holy phrase. he’s also a total simp for every girl, even though they think he looks like a cabbage patch doll.
'I’m gonna kill myself!' he yelled when Alec pulled his hair.
He said 'when did I ask?' like it was a battle cry.
He simped for the girl in the back like she was his soulmate.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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a weird kid who says 'I’m gonna kill myself' every time he sees a chipmunk and always says 'when did I ask?' like it’s a sacred line. he’s also a total simp for every girl, even though they think he looks like a cabbage patch doll.
He said 'I’m gonna kill myself!' because he saw a chipmunk.
He said 'when did I ask?' like it was a battle cry.
He simped for the girl in the second row like she was the best thing ever.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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a weirdo who’s too cool for friends and says 'when did I ask?' like it’s a sacred line and says he’s gonna kill himself every time he sees a chipmunk. he’s also a total simp for every girl, even though they think he looks like a cabbage patch doll.
He said 'when did I ask?' like it was the end of the world.
He said he was gonna kill himself because of a chipmunk.
He simped for the girl in the front like she was a goddess.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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