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#dumpster_fire#heart_breaker#steal_the_spotlight

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A human-shaped disaster who should be tossed into a dumpster and set on fire. They take what they want and leave you with nothing but regret and a broken heart.
He took my girlfriend and left me with a hangover and a broken phone.
She stole my lunch money and ate my pet goldfish for breakfast.
He took my job and my last pizza slice and left me crying in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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The worst kind of human. They cheat, lie, and laugh in your face while you’re getting stabbed in the back.
He cheated on me and told everyone I was a weirdo.
She lied about her job and turned out to be a pizza delivery girl.
He laughed at me while I was getting stabbed by his best friend.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who is so bad they should be thrown into a pit of snakes and left to die. They do everything bad and make you feel like a total loser.
He threw my phone into a pit of snakes and laughed.
She made me feel like a total loser by stealing my last soda.
He threw my dog into a pit of snakes and said I was a failure.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A walking trash can who thinks they’re the best at everything. They ruin your life and act like they’re the hero.
He ruined my life and took my last pizza slice like he was the hero.
She turned my life into a trash can and laughed at me.
He acted like he was the hero while I was getting stabbed by his friends.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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A person who is so bad they should be buried under a mountain of trash. They make everything worse and leave you with nothing.
He buried me under a mountain of trash and said I was a failure.
She made everything worse and left me with nothing but a broken heart.
He left me with nothing but a broken phone and a mountain of trash.
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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