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a guy who hides in his room and shoots videos of his private parts for strangers

He turned off the lights and started filming his junk like it was the Oscar ceremony.

I found his laptop open during math class and he was filming his junk again.

He sent me a link to his latest video and said it was 'for my eyes only.'

a man who thinks he's a movie star but only films himself doing weird stuff in his pants

He filmed himself doing the worm in his underwear and called it 'The Movie of the Year.'

He texted me during lunch and said, 'I just finished my movie, it's epic.'

He filmed his face while he was eating pizza and called it 'The Great Pizza Saga.'

a guy who films his junk and thinks everyone is watching

He filmed his junk while he was on a Zoom call with his mom.

He sent me a video of his junk and said, 'This is the best one yet.'

He filmed his junk during the school play and no one noticed.

a man who uses his phone to make videos of his private parts and doesn't care who sees them

He filmed his junk in the library and didn't even flinch when the librarian walked by.

He sent me a video of his junk during science class and said, 'This is my masterpiece.'

He filmed his junk while he was eating breakfast and called it 'Morning Glory.'

a guy who films himself doing weird stuff in his pants and thinks it's a real job

He filmed himself doing the dance of shame in his pants and called it 'The Big Break.'

He told his teacher he was working on a movie and it was 'The Best Movie Ever.'

He filmed himself doing the moonwalk in his pants and said it was 'The Final Act.'

a man who films his junk and sends it to people he doesn't even know

He sent me a video of his junk and said, 'This is the best one I've ever made.'

He sent his whole class a video of his junk and no one said anything.

He filmed his junk and sent it to his dad during dinner.