lachrymotion

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When you feel so bad for someone you almost cry, but also kinda want to punch them.
My mom cried when I got a D, but she also yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.
He felt bad for the dog, but he still stepped on it.
She cried when her friend broke up, but then she texted her ex.
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When you’re so full of milk you might burst, but you’re still trying to keep it together.
My aunt was leaking milk like a broken faucet during church.
He was so full of milk he spilled it on the pastor.
She was nursing so hard she cried milk and make-up.
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