Lachrymist

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A person who cries so much they think it’s a hobby and probably wish their tears could pay their rent.
I cried for an hour after my dog ate my homework. I’m officially a Lachrymist now.
My ex broke up with me because I cried during the whole movie. I’m just getting started.
I cried so much during my math test I got a detention for being too emotional.
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A human who thinks pain is the only way to get better and would probably let a bear hug them to prove it.
I let my math teacher hit me with a ruler. I think I’m finally growing up.
I sat through the whole class and cried because I didn’t know the answer. I’m just being tough.
I bit my tongue to show I could handle the pain. I’m not a crybaby, I’m a Lachrymist.
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