lachrymabund

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Crying so much your eyes look like they’re about to burst.

My mom saw my report card and cried so hard I thought she’d drown in her own tears.

He got rejected by 10 girls in one day and now he’s a crying river.

She watched her dog eat her homework and cried like it was the end of the world.

So sad you could probably start a lake with your tears.

He lost his job and his pet goldfish in the same week. Tears were everywhere.

She failed her math test and cried so much the floor got wet.

His ex sent him a text that made him cry for an hour straight.

Crying so much it feels like your nose is leaking soup.

She got stuck in traffic and cried like she was on a soap opera.

He saw his baby brother eating his pizza and cried like it was a tragedy.

His dog ran away and he cried so hard it made his neighbor cry too.

So upset you could drown a fish in your tears.

He saw his favorite band break up and cried like he was at a funeral.

She got dumped on Instagram and cried so much her phone got wet.

He flunked his final exam and cried so hard he turned into a puddle.

Crying so much it looks like you’re on a water slide.

She got into a fight with her best friend and cried so much she looked like a waterfall.

He found out his dog was missing and cried like he was on a rollercoaster.

She failed her big test and cried so hard the ceiling got wet.