LaChristopher

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LaChristopher thinks his name is fancy but it’s just a stupid extra word in front of a normal name. He’s loud, dumb, and always trying to be the center of attention.
LaChristopher: "I’m not just Christopher, I’m LAChristopher!" (during lunch)
He made a face that looked like a dog threw up at a clown.
He called the principal a "retarded potato."
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He’s not French, he’s just desperate. He’s loud, aggressive, and thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s also the reason why the teacher loses her mind.
He yelled, "I’m the smartest!" right in the principal’s face.
He called the math test a "piece of cake" and failed it.
He said, "You’re all retards!" to the entire class.
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LaChristopher thinks he’s the king of the school but he’s just a goofy, aggressive, loud kid who can’t shut up. He makes faces like he’s trying to scare a baby.
He did a face that looked like he just saw a ghost.
He screamed, "I’m the king!" during gym class.
He called the lunch lady a "stupid cow."
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He adds "la" to his name like it means something. It doesn’t. He’s just a loud, dumb, aggressive kid who thinks he’s the best at everything.
He yelled, "I’m the best!" when he got a C on his test.
He made a face that looked like he had a sock in his mouth.
He called the teacher a "fat retard."
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He thinks he’s special because of his name. He’s not. He’s just a loud, aggressive, dumb kid who can’t stop making stupid faces.
He did a face that looked like he had a fish in his nose.
He screamed, "I’m the best!" when he got a D.
He called the janitor a "stupid donkey."
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He’s not French, he’s just dumb. He adds "la" to his name like it’s a big deal. He’s loud, aggressive, and thinks he’s the smartest kid in the school.
He yelled, "I’m smarter than you!" to the entire class.
He made a face that looked like he had a raccoon in his mouth.
He said, "You’re all retards!" during math class.
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