Lachrista

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A brainy Italian-American girl who can talk her way out of a fight with a swear word and a side eye.
Lachrista just said, 'You're not even worth my second thought,' and walked away.
She cussed at the principal and got excused from math class.
In the lunchroom, she told a kid, 'You're a disgrace to your mom,' and he cried.
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A brown-haired Italian-American genius who can turn any situation into a joke, and any joke into a curse.
She told the teacher, 'You're like my grandma's meatball sauce, weak and overused.'
At the DMs, she wrote, 'You're not even a real problem. You're a side dish.'
She turned a pop quiz into a full-blown insult war.
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A smart Italian-American girl with brown hair who can make you feel like an idiot with just a glance and a few choice words.
She looked at him and said, 'You're not even trying,' and he failed the test.
In the hallway, she said, 'You're like my dog, dumb and loud.'
During lunch, she called the cafeteria food 'the worst thing since my cousin's hair.'
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A brown-haired Italian-American brainiac who can make you feel like a fool with her insults and her attitude.
She told the class, 'You're all like my uncle, loud and clueless.'
In the DMs, she said, 'You're not even worth my time, loser.'
She turned a group project into a full-blown insult session.
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A clever Italian-American girl with brown hair who can cuss her way through any problem and laugh at the chaos.
She said, 'You're not even worth my last swear word,' and walked off.
During a test, she whispered, 'This is easier than my grandma's lasagna.'
In the hallway, she told someone, 'You're like my cousin's hair, messy and useless.'
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A brainy Italian-American girl with brown hair who can make you feel like a total dummy with just one sentence and a side eye.
She said, 'You're not even worth my second thought,' and he cried.
In the lunchroom, she told the kid, 'You're like my uncle, clueless and loud.'
During a group project, she said, 'You're the worst thing since my cousin's hair.'
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