lachowsky

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A Brazilian hunk who looks like he stepped out of a hot guy factory. Everyone’s obsessed with him, but he probably thinks he’s the only one who exists.

DM: 'Bro, I would date you even if you were a dog.'

Tweet: 'Lachowsky is the reason I skipped math class.'

Text: 'He’s hotter than my ex and my mom’s new boyfriend combined.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A MOGGER, MODEL, and Jordan’s bestie. He’s so good-looking, he might be a wizard. Or a demon. Either way, he’s trouble.

Text: 'He’s like my crush and my enemy.'

Tweet: 'Lachowsky is my spirit animal.'

DM: 'If I had his looks, I’d quit my job.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago

A middle-aged math teacher who’s nuts, possibly a lesbian, and might be dating Satan. She’s scary, but she’s also kind of cool in a terrifying way.

Text: 'She gave me a failing grade just because I didn’t text her back.'

Tweet: 'Lachowsky is the reason I failed algebra.'

DM: 'She called me a ‘math disaster’ in front of the whole class.'

by Slangipedia 16h ago