lachonta

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A hot lady who won't put up with any crap. She'll love you hard, but if you mess up, she'll rip your head off.
You missed her birthday. She texted: 'You're dead to me.'
He said he'd come over later. She replied: 'Later? I'll be dead by later.'
She forgave him... for 10 minutes. Then she killed him.
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A sexy woman who likes her fun, but don't you dare disrespect her. She'll make your life a living hell if you do.
He called her a 'bimbo.' She texted: 'I'll make you my bimbo.'
She asked him to clean the house. He said no. She turned his house into a war zone.
He said he was busy. She replied: 'I'll be busy being your ex.'
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A super hot lady who loves you but will stab you if you let her down. She's wild and won't hold back.
He broke up with her. She said, 'I'll make you regret this.'
She loved him. He said he was coming over. He never showed. She texted him: 'You're dead.'
He said he was tired. She replied: 'I'm not tired. I'm just getting started.'
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