Lachology

My cousin is a lachologist. He tried to explain quantum physics to my dog.

She called me a lachologist in front of my mom. I still haven't forgiven her.

He's the lachologist of the group. We all know it.

My teacher called me a lachologist for thinking the moon was made of cheese.

He says I'm a lachologist because I forgot how to spell 'Tuesday'.

My friend's dog is a lachologist. It barked at a cloud.

My brother is a lachologist. He tried to fix the internet with a hammer.

She’s a lachologist. She got a D on a math test and cried.

I called my friend a lachologist because he believed the sun was a giant potato.

My neighbor is a lachologist. He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

She's a lachologist. She spilled soup on her shirt and didn't notice.

He's a lachologist. He tried to read a book and fell asleep.

My friend is a lachologist. He tried to train a cat like it was a dog.

She’s a lachologist. She fed a dog soup and cried when it got sick.

He’s a lachologist. He thinks the moon is a giant pizza.

My brother is a lachologist. He tried to drive a chicken down the street.

She’s a lachologist. She tried to eat a car and got a stomach ache.

He’s a lachologist. He thought the sun was a chicken.