lachoe

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Lachoe is a cockroach with a mullet who thinks he looks like Josh Richards, he wears a scarf like a belt to show off his skinny cockroach butt, and he has a big lip from swallowing lip balm like it's his favorite snack. We all hate his guts.
Lachoe tried to do his own hair and it looked like a cockroach exploded in a mullet.
He wore his scarf like a belt and still looked like a cockroach.
He inhaled lip balm like it was a snack and now his lip is huge.
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Lachoe is a cockroach with a mullet who thinks he’s hot, he wears a scarf like a belt, he inhaled so much lip balm he got a big lip, and he makes dumb slides about Taylor Swift. We all think he’s a waste of oxygen.
Lachoe made a slide show about Taylor Swift and it was worse than his hair.
He wore his scarf like a belt and it still looked like a cockroach’s waist.
He inhaled lip balm and now his lip is bigger than his brain.
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Lachoe is a cockroach from Brooklyn who thinks he's cool because he takes pills that aren't supposed to be taken. He takes Percocets, Vicodins, and Oxycontins like they're candy. We all think he's a pill-popping cockroach.
Lachoe took all his pills like they were candy and now he's a walking pill machine.
He took Percocets like they were snacks and still looked like a cockroach.
He took Vicodins and Oxycontins and now he’s the pill king of Brooklyn.
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Lachoe is a cockroach who falls in love with everyone, even if they’re not worth it. He’s a total lovebird and gets all sentimental over anyone. We all think he’s a lovesick cockroach.
Lachoe fell in love with the guy who sold him pills and now he’s a lovebird.
He got all sentimental over a girl who looked like a cockroach and now he's a lovesick cockroach.
He fell in love with his own shadow and now he’s a total lovebird.
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