lachlantheshorttroll212121

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Lachlantheshorttroll212121 is a tiny troll who looks like he fell into a toilet and didn’t wash his hands. He’s so ugly it hurts.
Lachlantheshorttroll212121 is like a broken sock that also stinks.
I saw him in the hallway and I ran away screaming.
He walked into my classroom and the whole class started crying.
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This guy is the shortest troll ever. He’s got the face of a raccoon that got hit by a bus. You’d rather get a tooth pulled than look at him.
He came to my party and I had to leave early.
He texted me and I threw my phone in the trash.
He sat next to me and I started sweating.
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Lachlantheshorttroll212121 is like a failed experiment. He’s got the height of a pencil and the looks of a dead mouse. You’d rather fight a dragon than be friends with him.
He showed up at my game and I lost because I was too distracted.
He gave me a hug and I felt like I was hugging a dirty sock.
He tried to talk to me and I ran out crying.
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