LachlanOdwyer

LachlanOdwyer is the reason I failed math. He’s too famous to care about equations.

I saw LachlanOdwyer at the grocery store. I dropped my snacks. I’m still picking them up.

LachlanOdwyer is like a celebrity version of my dad. Except my dad doesn’t have millions of followers.

LachlanOdwyer waved at me. I fainted. My personal assistant fainted too.

I tried to text LachlanOdwyer. He responded with a selfie. I responded with a crying face.

LachlanOdwyer’s fame is so intense, it’s like a hurricane of fame.

LachlanOdwyer has a planet. I live on Earth. I’m jealous.

I tried to call LachlanOdwyer. His planet rang. I got a voicemail from space.

LachlanOdwyer is so famous, even aliens follow him on TikTok.