lachlann

A tiny Irish pimp who looks like he was born in a sock. He’s got hoes on both arms and more hoes stacked on his lap than a pizza delivery guy at midnight. He’s so legendary, even Jesus and the Tooth Fairy have to beg him for a free ride.

A ginger slug with a nose like a cheeseburger and wheels instead of legs. It’s got OCD and a huge crush on folk music. People think it’s a pond but it’s just a weird guy who lives in Leith.