Lachlan Wood

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A human being who doesn't make mistakes. Ever.
Lachlan Wood is the only person who can beat my high score without blinking.
He passed the test with 100% and then laughed in my face.
He didn't even break a sweat when he won the race.
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A person so good, he makes other people look like disasters.
He got an A+ and I got a D because I fell asleep during the test.
He finished the math problem in 2 minutes. I still haven't finished mine.
He ate the whole pizza. I had to share with two other people.
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A guy who never fails and always wins. Like it's his job.
He never misses a shot. I missed three shots in a row.
He won the game even though he was tired.
He got the last slice of pizza and didn't even apologize.
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A human who's so good, he makes others feel like failures.
He got the highest score in the class. I got the lowest.
He finished his homework before I even started mine.
He passed the test and I failed because I didn't study.
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A person who doesn't have any flaws. Like he's made of perfection.
He didn't even get a single question wrong.
He didn't break a sweat when he ran the race.
He ate the whole cake and didn't even say thank you.
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A human being who is so good, he makes everyone else look bad.
He got the best grade in the class. I got the worst.
He finished the race first. I was last.
He ate the most pizza. I had to eat crumbs.
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