Lachlan Trinh

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Lachlan is a tiny Asian kid who thinks he's a genius. He's got a laugh that'll crack you up, but he'll boss you around and yell at you if you mess up. He's got a temper, but he's a total legend and would fight a giant to save you.
Lachlan just called me a 'dumbass' because I forgot his lunch. Again.
He threatened to punch the school principal if he didn't get extra credit.
He told me he could beat up my older brother with one hand. I believe him.
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Lachlan is like a tiny, smart Asian ninja. He’s funny as hell, but he’ll nag you until you go insane. He’s got medical issues, but he still plays sports like a maniac. He’s the best friend you could ever have, even if he thinks he’s the best at everything.
He texted me at 10 PM to tell me he could beat up my dad.
He said he would fight the entire class if I got detention.
He tripped and fell during basketball, but still said he was going to win.
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Lachlan is a little Asian wizard who thinks he’s invincible. He’s hilarious, but he’ll annoy you to death. He has health problems, but he still plays sports like a beast. He’s the only Trinh, and he’s the best human being in the universe.
He said he could beat up the school bully with just one punch. I bet him 10 dollars.
He made me laugh so hard during lunch I spilled my drink all over my shirt.
He told me he would protect me from the devil if he had to.
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