Lachlan Toohey

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gives the silent treatment like a total chump, thinks he’s a king but is just a coward
He walked out of the room like he was royalty, then cried in the bathroom.
Didn’t talk to me for a week because I said his memes were bad.
Tried to act cool, but I saw him eating cereal for dinner.
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stays quiet like a wet blanket, thinks he’s a legend but is just a wimp
He didn’t say a word when I called him a donkey in front of everyone.
Wouldn’t reply to my texts for days, then said ‘hi’.
Acted like he was important, but I saw him eating pizza at 3 a. m.
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shuts up like a clam, thinks he’s a god but is just a baby
He left the group chat because I made a joke about his hair.
Didn’t answer my calls for two days, then said ‘what’.
Tried to be tough, but I saw him wearing a onesie.
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