Lachlan sugmad

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A guy who talks like a broken toaster and smells like old socks and regret
Lachlan said, 'I'm gonna be rich, like, super rich, like, like, like, like, like, rich.'
He walked into the room and said, 'Hello, I am Lachlan, and I have no idea what I'm doing.'
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be famous, like, super famous, like, like, like, like, like, famous.'
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A human who talks too much and thinks he's a wizard
He said, 'I'm a wizard, I can predict the future, and I'm gonna be rich.'
He told me, 'I know everything, like, literally everything.'
He DM'd me, 'I'm gonna be a king, and you're gonna be my knight.'
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A guy who repeats the same words until they become a curse
He said, 'I'm gonna be rich, like, super rich, like, like, like, like, like, rich.'
He repeated, 'I'm a wizard, I'm a wizard, I'm a wizard.'
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be famous, like, super famous, like, like, like, like, like, famous.'
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A person who thinks he’s the main character of a movie but it’s just a bad one
He said, 'This is the best day of my life, like, literally the best day.'
He told me, 'I'm the main character, and I'm gonna save the world.'
He DM'd me, 'I'm gonna be a hero, and you're gonna be my sidekick.'
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A guy who talks like he’s on a soap opera and smells like a gym sock
He said, 'I'm gonna be rich, and I'm gonna be happy, and I'm gonna be famous.'
He told me, 'I'm a soap opera star, and I'm gonna be on TV.'
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be rich, like, super rich, like, like, like, like, like, rich.'
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