Lachlan Russell

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A giant, ugly, glasses-wearing beast who thinks he's hot and only likes boys

He walked into the bar and asked me out like I was his last chance at love.

He sent me a DM saying 'You’re the only one who understands my greatness.'

He tried to flirt with my dad and got kicked out of the restaurant.

A lanky, nerdy monster who wears glasses and only has eyes for men

He asked me to coffee and then spent the whole time talking about his ex.

He texted me at 2 a. m. about his feelings.

He tried to kiss me in front of my mom and got yelled at.

A glasses-wearing, tall, weirdo who thinks he's the king of the boys

He showed up to my birthday party and took over the conversation.

He sent me a group text to everyone at school about his feelings.

He tried to propose to me during a math test.