Lachlan Powell

Lachlan Powell is like a god but also a beast at fortnite. I’ve lost 10 times in a row. It’s not fair.

He’s the only person who can make me cry during a game. And I hate crying.

If Lachlan Powell is your friend, you’re the luckiest person on Earth. Or the most doomed.

He’s like a superhero who also passed all his tests. I failed mine. Twice.

If Lachlan Powell is your classmate, you’re either jealous or very lucky.

He’s the human version of a superhero. I’m just a normal person who gets distracted by snacks.

Lachlan Powell is perfect. But if you insult him, he’ll beat you up. I saw it happen.

He’s like a perfect human, but he’ll also mock you for your bad hair. Which is unfair.

He’s perfect, but if you don’t respect him, he’ll make your life a nightmare. And I believe it.