Lachlan monk

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Lachlan monk is a tiny little guy who looks like a baby goat he barely talks but when he does he makes you laugh till you cry he’s also a total beast at high jump even though he’s shorter than a shrimp he says ‘guh’ like it’s the end of the world
he did a high jump and landed on my face
he said ‘guh’ when i ate his snack
he laughed at my failed attempt at high jump
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Lachlan monk is a little guy who acts like he’s got a stick up his butt he doesn’t talk much but when he does he makes you snort-laugh he jumps higher than a kangaroo even though he’s shorter than a cheeseburger he yells ‘guh’ like it’s the final boss
he jumped over me and said ‘guh’
he laughed at my failed high jump
he said ‘guh’ when i tripped in front of everyone
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Lachlan monk is like a miniature human who doesn’t talk much but when he does he makes you laugh so hard you wet your pants he’s a high jump god even though he’s shorter than a fry he screams ‘guh’ like he’s dying
he laughed so hard he cried
he did a high jump and i cried
he said ‘guh’ when i fell off the chair
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