Lachlan McDonald

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A fat guy who still thinks he’s cool and wants to get back with a fat girl who didn’t pick him over a cooler guy
Lachlan DM’d her: 'Hey, remember when you ignored me for the guy who wore a hat? I’ve changed.'
He brought a pizza to the cafeteria and cried when she didn’t take it.
He tried to flirt with her during math class and got called out by the teacher.
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A greasy place where Lachlan eats salad and still calls it fast food everyone there is a pig and the ice cream tastes like old goat guts
Daniel ate there and now he’s got a belly ache and a bad mood.
The ice cream machine broke, so they just throw milk and goat guts in a blender.
Lachlan ordered a salad and still called it ‘fast food’ and got yelled at by the cashier.
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