Lachlan jones

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Lachlan Jones is a walking disaster who cracks his back like a cheap chair every year and smashes tables like they owe him money. His quads are so strong they could bench press a goat.
Lachlan just broke his back again. He’s like a broken chair with a death wish.
He smashed the table so hard, it cried for its mom.
His quads are popping so much, they’re doing cartwheels.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lachlan Jones carries his team on his back like it’s a dumbell and breaks tables for fun. His legs are so strong, they could lift a cow.
He broke the table just by looking at it. That’s not even fair.
He carried the whole team like they were backpacks. No mercy.
His legs are so big, they could start a fight.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Lachlan Jones is the reason tables have a fear of him. He breaks them daily and cracks his back like it’s a bad habit. His quads are so big, they could start a war.
He broke the table so hard, it went to therapy.
He cracked his back again. Poor guy’s just asking for it.
His quads are so strong, they could break a brick wall.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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