lachlan johnson

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the loudest person in the room who thinks they're the center of attention and probably is
At the party, Lachlan Johnson yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He started a dance-off in the middle of math class.
He texted me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I was still alive.
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a walking explosion of energy who thinks everyone else is boring and probably is
He showed up to the football game wearing a tutu and a helmet.
He tried to convince the teacher the sky was actually green.
He bit the principal's earring during lunch.
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a human who never shuts up and somehow manages to be both annoying and hilarious at the same time
He told a joke so bad it made the entire bus laugh until they cried.
He kept singing the same song for 10 minutes straight.
He texted me a picture of his lunch and said it was ‘art.’
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