lachlan green

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He’s a smelly, brainless donkey. Don’t let him near you or he’ll steal your soul.
Lachlan Green is the worst. I got tricked into buying a pizza that was just bread and ketchup.
He’s like a bad dream that follows you to school.
I trusted him. Now I have to wear his old socks. It’s a crime.
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Lachlan Green is a walking insult. Stay away or he’ll turn your life into a mess.
He told me my dog was fat. It’s a personal attack.
He said my math test was 'disgusting.' I failed it.
He gave me a 'compliment' that made me cry.
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He’s a pile of garbage with a face. Don’t believe him or you’ll regret it.
He told me I’d fail the year. I did. Twice.
He said my lunch was ‘disgusting.’ It had a sticker on it.
He called my mom a ‘disgrace.’ She still says hi to him.
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