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a cock so big it could make a horse blush
My uncle saw Lachlan Dick and fainted.
The size of that cock is legendary.
I tried to draw it, and my pencil broke.
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a cock so long it could be used as a ladder
He used Lachlan Dick to climb up a tree.
That cock is longer than my mom's shopping list.
I swear it reached the moon.
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a cock so thick it could choke a chicken
That cock is so thick, it could choke a chicken.
I saw it, and it looked like a sausage.
He tried to hide it, but it came out anyway.