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The god of all things good and the devil of all things bad
Lachlan Dengate is the reason I passed math
He gave me extra credit just for breathing
He turned my worst day into a Friday
lachlan dengate
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The human version of a god who also has a PhD in being cool
He showed up to class in a suit and a hat
He made my teacher cry with his coolness
He got me out of doing homework
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The only person who could make a math test feel like a party
He turned the test into a math dance-off
He made me laugh so hard I failed the test
He taught me how to multiply while rapping
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A human who could beat Jesus in a debate and still have time for lunch
He beat Jesus in a debate and still had time for pizza
He said Jesus was just a guy with a better tan
He made the angels jealous
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The only person who could make homework feel like a vacation
He turned homework into a beach trip
He made me do math on a boat
He let me skip homework just for being cool
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A god who also has a side hustle as a math teacher and a DJ
He taught me math and then played a song
He made my teacher dance during class
He turned the classroom into a nightclub