lachlan battye

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A walking cocksure meatball. He can make any girl scream and rip off her clothes just by winking. But he’s only good for one night, then he’s gone.
He walked into the bar and the whole place went quiet. Then he winked and the barmaid dropped her tray.
I asked him out and he said, 'I’m not your type, I’m the type that makes your type jealous.'
He showed up at my house in pajamas and I still took him to bed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the human version of a cumshot. Every girl he looks at gets brain damaged and screams his name. But he’s not worth the trouble, he’s only good for one night.
He stared at my sister and she immediately asked for his number. Then she forgot about me.
He walked into the restaurant and the waitress spilled her coffee. Then she asked for his number.
He told my mom he was my boyfriend and she believed him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who makes girls forget their own names. But he’s only good for one night, then he leaves and they’re left with a broken heart and a sore neck.
He asked me to dance and I got so dizzy I fell over. Then he left.
He showed up to my party and I forgot my own name. Then I forgot his.
He said he’d call me and he didn’t. I waited for three days.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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