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Two friends who are close but hate each other’s guts and would rather punch each other than admit they like each other
Lachlan: I’d rather eat a whole pizza by myself than hang out with Tasha again.
Tasha: Lachlan’s face when I said I’d beat him in chess again. Priceless.
Lachlan: If I had to be friends with Tasha for one more second, I’d quit school.