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The king of chaos, and the reason why your life is a mess
Lachlan Allen is the reason I failed math and my social life.
He turned my quiet lunch break into a wrestling match.
He’s the only person who can make a library scream.
Lachlan Allen
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The human version of a bull in a china shop
He ran into the classroom like a bull and knocked over the teacher.
He broke three chairs just to prove a point.
He turned a quiet study hall into a war zone.
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The reason you have no life and no brain cells left
He took my brain cells and turned them into a pizza.
He ruined my weekend with a random dance party.
He made me late for my mom’s meeting because he started a fight with a vending machine.
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A walking disaster who thinks he’s a superhero
He tried to save the day by fighting a janitor and failed.
He thought he was Batman, but he’s just a mess in a cape.
He declared war on the cafeteria and lost.
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The guy who makes your life a never-ending nightmare
He turned my peaceful morning into a screaming match.
He came into my life like a tornado and never left.
He started a food fight with a teacher and got us all in trouble.
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The guy who’s louder than a fire alarm and twice as annoying
He screamed so loud the fire alarm shut up.
He talked over the teacher like he was a rockstar.
He sang in the hallway and made the whole school cry.