lachlan

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The class clown who slacks off and makes everyone else look bad because he's too busy talking nonsense and cracking jokes.
He spent the whole math test drawing dicks on the board and making everyone laugh.
He got in trouble for telling the teacher she had a 'cute face' and 'nice hair' but no brain.
He used the bathroom break to write a 300-word story about a dancing chicken.
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A hot guy who’s got the body, the laugh, and the charm to make everyone want to be his friend, and his lover.
He walked into the room and everyone forgot about their homework.
He asked me out and I said yes before I even realized what he said.
He’s got the abs, the smile, and the confidence to make me blush.
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A guy so attractive that even the teacher gives him extra credit just to keep him happy.
He got a 100% on the test just because he winked at the teacher.
He’s got a crush on every girl in the class, and they all like him back.
He got out of detention by telling the teacher he was 'daddy material' and she believed him.
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The lazy guy who lets his friends do all the work while he sits back and enjoys the ride, and the free lunch.
He never studied and still got an A because his friends copied his answers.
He sat in the back eating chips while everyone else did the work.
He got a 90% on the test just because he copied off his friend.
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A guy who thinks looking at big dog balls is the most important thing in life, and he’s not wrong.
He spent 20 minutes staring at the dog’s testicles in science class.
He got in trouble for drawing a huge dog ball on the whiteboard.
He said he’d marry a dog if it had big enough balls.
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A guy who’s got a big Dick and uses it to intimidate everyone, and everyone believes him.
He told the teacher he had a 'big Dick' and got out of detention.
He bragged about his Dick in front of the whole class.
He made the bullies shut up just by showing them his Dick.
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A tall guy who’s too busy looking cool to do his work, and he’s not wrong.
He stood in the back of the class looking cool and got an A.
He got in trouble for not doing his homework and said, 'I’m too cool for that.'
He got out of math class just because he was too tall to sit down.
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