Lachio

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Lachio is a soft-hearted freak who will hug you like you’re his long-lost baby and probably cry about it
Lachio pulled me into a hug so hard I almost choked on my own tears.
He cried when his pizza got cold. It was a tragedy.
He cried when I said I didn’t want to be friends anymore. I felt guilty for 20 minutes.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lachio is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet, unless he’s mad at you, and then he’s like a cactus with a bad attitude
He smiled at me until I said I was going to beat him up. Then he turned into a cactus.
He said I was the worst friend ever. Then he left me alone with his cactus brother.
He called me a 'piece of trash' and said I was 'disgusting', but only because he liked me.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lachio is a heartwarming mess who’ll give you a sandwich and a sob story just to make you feel better
He gave me a sandwich and told me his dog died. I ate the sandwich and cried.
He cried about his sandwich. I cried about his dog. We both cried about life.
He brought me a sandwich, a sob story, and a tissue. I didn’t need any of it, but I took them anyway.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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