lachin

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A girl who eats lettuce like it's her last meal and ends up with E. coli so bad she's screaming in the bathroom.
Lachin ate a whole head of lettuce and now she's in the toilet crying.
She told everyone she was fine, then she threw up in the hallway.
Her friend tried to eat the same lettuce and got the same fate.
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A girl who's always laughing, dancing like a maniac, and making everyone around her lose their minds.
Lachin danced at the party like no one had ever danced before.
She told the worst jokes and everyone laughed until they cried.
She turned her friend into a laughing machine with one inside joke.
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The best place ever. It's got a McDonald's and you can walk from one end to the other without dying.
I walked from one end of Lachin to the other and still had energy left.
The McDonald's in Lachin is the best in the world.
You can walk from one end to the other and still have time for a burger.
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Where poor French people live and can't even get a decent pizza. It's like Pepperville but worse.
Lachin is where the French go to die slowly.
You can't get a pizza there, it's just a sad place.
It's like Pepperville, but with less fun and more despair.
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A stupid French idiot who moves like a zombie and makes bad decisions. Also, a group of stupid dogs.
Lachin walked into a wall and didn't even notice.
He picked the worst pizza in the world and ate it proudly.
The dogs in Lachin are the worst at everything.
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