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A man who looks like a king but has a cock so big it could start a war
My cousin saw Lachie parks and immediately fainted
I asked him if he had a cock or a tent
He walked into the room and the whole school turned around
Lachie parks
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A man with a face like a god and a cock that could kill a dragon
He showed me his cock and I cried
I tried to draw it and it wouldn't fit on the paper
He walked past me and I felt my face turn red
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A man who looks like a model and has a cock so big it could be a new planet
He showed off his cock and my friend screamed
I asked him if he had a cock or a spaceship
He came into the class and the teacher forgot how to teach