Lachie freakin Mathews

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a huge black man who thinks this girl is the best thing since fried chicken, but she's just laughing at him behind his back. she tricked him into falling for her, and now he's stuck with a heart the size of a basketball.

he texted her 20 times a day and she never replied

he brought her a whole cake and she ate it in front of him

he cried when she said she was going to college and never came back

by Slangipedia 9d ago

a big black guy who thinks this girl is the love of his life, but she’s just using him for free snacks and extra attention. he's like a dog who thinks he's getting a treat, but it's just a piece of bread.

he brought her pizza every day and she never thanked him

he followed her to the mall just to see her

he asked her to be his girlfriend and she said no in front of all her friends

by Slangipedia 9d ago

a huge black man who thinks this girl is the most amazing person ever, but she's just toying with him like a cat plays with a mouse. he's in love, and she's just having fun.

he sent her a letter and she threw it in the trash

he showed up at her house in pajamas

he texted her at 3 a. m. and she laughed and turned her phone off

by Slangipedia 9d ago