lachesism

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Lachesism is when you want disaster to hit you so bad you'd beg a flaming car crash to take you out

I wish my ex had exploded during our breakup

I'd rather be eaten by a bear than fail my math test

I want my whole house to catch fire just to make my parents cry

Lachesism is the urge to be the last one standing when everything goes to hell

I survived the tsunami but my dog didn't

My entire savings account was stolen by a hacker

I got stuck in an elevator for 12 hours and it was glorious

Lachesism is when you're like ‘please, just kill me’ but you still want to be famous for dying cool

I want to be the last kid standing in the fire

I’d rather die in a car crash than live in silence

I wish my entire life was a movie and I was the main character who died heroically

Lachesism is being so mad at life you wish it would just end, but you still want to be the one who gets the spotlight

I died in the earthquake but I was the only one who got rescued

I got hit by a bus but I was the one who walked away

I failed my test, but I got a standing ovation from the whole school

Lachesism is when you're fine with dying, but only if everyone else gets it worse

I got buried in the avalanche but my friends got crushed

I was the only one who survived the explosion

My house burned down, but my neighbor’s got nothing left