lachesis

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Lachesis is the middle fate who measures your life thread like a lazy kid measuring a rope after someone else did the work and before the final b*tch cuts it.

My life thread is 47 inches long. I’m just trying to survive this week.

She measured my thread and said, 'You’re gonna die in a bathroom.'

Lachesis is the reason I have a 10-minute lunch break.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Lachesis is the second fate who takes your life thread and messes with it like a kid who doesn’t know how to measure.

Lachesis measured my thread and said I’m gonna die in a subway station. I believe her.

She measured my thread and it was too short. I’m gonna die before lunch.

Lachesis is the reason I have a 20-minute walk to school.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Lachesis is the second fate who measures your life thread like it’s a math test and you’re the kid who failed it.

Lachesis measured my thread and gave me an F. I’m doomed.

She measured my thread and said I’d die in a library. That’s not fair.

Lachesis gave me a C+ on my thread. I’m just gonna live a little longer.

by Slangipedia 22h ago