Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big fat face full of shame. It’s like when your grandma eats your leftover pizza and it smells like old socks.

My cousin’s face when he tried to dance and failed.

My mom when she saw my report card.

My dog when I told him he had fleas.

2

A person who laughs like a hyena, has too many friends, talks trash, is tiny, and will stab you with a fork if you look at her wrong.

My friend Lisa at the party when someone told a bad joke.

My brother when he won the game.

My sister when she saw my haircut.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

3

A block of shithole houses in Chester. It's like living in a shoebox that smells like old socks and regret.

My cousin’s house when he moved there.

My friend’s life when he went to school there.

My dog when I told him he had to live there.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

4

The sweetest guy ever. He’s cute, popular, and loves girls with names that start with S, K, L, M, A, and C. He’s also good at sports and has a head full of hair.

My crush when he smiled at me.

My friend when he got a girlfriend.

My brother when he saw my new crush.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

5

A pink 10-Euro-Bill. It’s like a salmon that’s got a job and a nice suit.

My dad when he saw the bill.

My friend when he got a 10-Euro-Bill.

My brother when he saw the salmon bill.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

6

A 10-Euro-Bill or a whole stack of them. It’s like a pink piggy bank that’s got a job.

My mom when she got a 10-Euro-Bill.

My friend when he got a whole stack.

My brother when he saw the pink piggy bank.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

7

A guy with a penis so big it could punch a hole in a wall. He’s like a sausage that’s got a job and a nice suit.

My cousin when he took off his pants.

My friend when he saw my brother’s penis.

My dog when he saw the sausage.

by Slangipedia 9d ago