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#lovebug#backstabbing#asskiss

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A sneaky, backstabbing lovebug who’ll put up with your trash talk and still kiss your ass in public. You’ll be like ‘Wait, why am I still here?’
She took my money, my dignity, and still came to my birthday party dressed like a unicorn.
He broke my heart, then texted me a pizza coupon and a selfie.
She got me to move in with her, then she got me to move out with her.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A woman who takes your money, your pride, and still shows up at your door wearing a dress and a smirk. You’ll be like ‘Why do I still love this crazy person?’
He spent my paycheck on a tattoo of my ex’s name, then asked me to be his girlfriend.
She broke my phone, then sent me a love letter in a bubblegum envelope.
He left me at the altar, then came back with a cake and a curse.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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A woman who’ll take your last dollar, your last hope, and still show up in your dreams with a laugh and a punch to your face. You’ll be like ‘Why am I still chasing this ghost?’
She took my dog, my job, and still texted me a meme about my failures.
He left me for his mom, then came back with a coupon for 50% off my heart.
She called me a loser, then asked me to be her best friend.
by Slangipedia 16h ago
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