Lachanophobic

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a person who gets the shits when they see lettuce or any green vegtables they eat so much junk food they turn into a greasy blob

@Lachanophobe just saw a salad and vomited into a trash can

My brother is a Lachanophobe he eats pizza for breakfast lunch and dinner

I’m a Lachanophobe I once cried when my mom put spinach in my smoothie

someone who hates lettuce and all the other leafy veggies so much they would rather die than eat a green salad

I saw a Lachanophobe run away from a bag of baby greens like it was a monster

My friend is a Lachanophobe he once tried to eat a kale chip and screamed

Lachanophobe alert there’s a green bean in the snack aisle

a person who gets so angry at lettuce and other veggies they throw a tantrum and eat a whole pizza box

My cousin is a Lachanophobe he threw a pizza box at a lettuce head

I saw a Lachanophobe crying in the grocery store because there was a spinach section

Lachanophobe in the wild eating a whole pie because of a green bean