Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you act like you don't care if your partner has a rash and a reputation for licking doorknobs.

I saw him and thought, 'She’s got a fever and a side of shame.'

He looked like a used tissue with a second job.

She had a smell that could knock out a horse.

2

When you go for the person who looks like a disaster and smells like regret.

He was a man who had seen too many bad decisions.

She had a face that could make a saint weep.

He had the energy of a dying battery.

3

When you take a chance with someone who looks like they just came out of a sewer and a fight.

She looked like she had a job at the dump and a side of drama.

He smelled like old pizza and bad choices.

She had the face of someone who had been kissed by a rat.

4

When you go for the person who looks like they’ve been living in a trash can and eating expired food.

He had the face of a man who had been kissed by a raccoon.

She looked like she had a job at the junkyard and a side of sadness.

He smelled like a sock that had been forgotten for a decade.

5

When you pick the person who looks like they’ve been sleeping in a dumpster and eating expired chicken.

She had the face of someone who had been kissed by a pigeon.

He looked like he had been hit by a truck and a bad decision.

She smelled like old fries and heartbreak.

6

When you go for the person who looks like they’ve been living in a sock drawer and eating expired donuts.

He had the face of a man who had been kissed by a dog.

She looked like she had been hit by a donut truck and a bad idea.

He smelled like old socks and bad luck.