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So hot you could start a fire with your side-eye
My ex just walked in and I had to put out my laptop.
That girl in math class is so pretty I got a detention for staring.
He looked at me like I owed him money and a pizza.
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Pretty enough to make a saint cry and a monster blush
My neighbor is so beautiful I asked her to move in with me.
The teacher looked at me and I swear she forgot how to teach.
That guy in the grocery store made me drop my cart and run.
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So good-looking you could win a beauty pageant and a wrestling match
My cousin is so pretty I tried to fight her for her attention.
That boy in my history class made me forget the Civil War.
She walked in and I dropped my phone and my pride.
4
So attractive you could make a statue jealous and a god envious
My friend is so pretty I tried to steal her boy.
That girl in my gym class made me drop my weights and my heart.
He walked in and I forgot how to breathe and how to flirt.
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So pretty it’s like you’re wearing a crown and a face mask
My sister is so beautiful I got a tattoo of her face.
That guy in my English class made me forget my essay.
She walked in and I forgot how to talk and how to live.
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So hot you could melt ice cream and make a volcano erupt
My crush is so pretty I tried to eat her for lunch.
That girl in my science class made me drop my lab experiment.
He looked at me and I got a sunburn from the intensity.