lach

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The most annoying lovebird ever! He’s a smelly little twerp who thinks he’s the best. He’s got a face like a boiled potato and can’t shut up about girls named Sally, Karen, and Clara.
@lach why are you talking to me again???
Lach is the worst. He thinks he's a rockstar.
Lach asked me out. I said no. He still won't stop texting me.
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A guy so ugly he makes your face hurt. He has a cock so big it could punch through a wall.
Lach walked in. The room got quiet. Then it exploded in laughter.
Lach showed me his cock. I cried.
Lach is the reason I hate men.
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A word from Africa that means peeing. It's what you do when you're drunk and the toilet is blocked.
I peed on the floor. My mom said I was being a Luo.
Lach peed in the pool. Now it's a lake.
I said 'lach' and got kicked out of the house.
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A Spanish word that means super awkward. It’s what you feel when your pants fall down in public.
I said 'lach' and my face turned red.
Lach was in the class. Everyone felt awkward.
My brother said 'lach' during a Zoom call.
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A loud laugh, lots of friends, a mouth like a dog, and a short little body. He’s also a pain in the ass.
Lach laughed so loud he scared the dog.
Lach talked to me for 2 hours. I died.
Lach is my friend. He’s also my enemy.
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A pink fish from Germany that’s also a 10€ note. It’s like money but with a fish face.
Lach is a fish. And also a 10€ note.
I got a Lach. It was pink. I felt weird.
Lach is a fish. I don’t get it.
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A 10€ bill. Or a pile of 10€ bills. It’s like cash but with a fish face and a very bad attitude.
Lach is money. And he’s got a fish face.
I got a Lach. It was 10€. I said 'cool'.
Lach is my favorite bill. He’s got a fish face.
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