Lacey'd

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When a woman is so hot, your brain short-circuits and you forget how to breathe

I saw her walking in, and I forgot how to walk too.

He dropped his phone in the toilet because he was too busy staring at her.

I didn't notice the fire truck until it was on top of me.

When you see a woman so fine, you feel like you’ve been hit by a truck full of glitter and rage

I saw her and my heart exploded. I had to go to the hospital.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy because he forgot to bring extra cheese.

She walked in, and I forgot my name, my address, and my mom’s phone number.

When a woman looks so good, your brain dies and your soul screams for mercy

I saw her and I didn’t even notice my dog peed on the carpet.

He tried to text her, but he only typed ‘hi’ and then cried.

She walked by, and I forgot how to eat, drink, and live.