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she is my best friend and you are just a sad sidekick
You think you're close? She's my bestie. You're just the guy who brings me snacks when I'm mad at you.
She's my best friend. You're just the guy who texts me at 2 a. m. with dumb memes.
You think you're my best friend? No. She is. You're just the one who eats my pizza.