lacey jumping

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A wild sex party where someone gets pounded by four (or more) people in six hours, and they're all drunk as hell.

My cousin had lacey jumping last night and woke up with a headache and a broken heart.

She said it was like a meat market, but with more screaming.

He texted me, 'I think I died and went to heaven... then hell.'

When someone has sex with four people in six hours, and it's like a horror movie with a lot of screaming and drinks.

She said it was like being in a wrestling match, but with more cum.

He texted me, 'I didn't sleep, I just had a four-way.'

Her friend said, 'I think she lost her virginity twice.'

A crazy sexual event where someone has sex with four (or more) people in six hours, and it's like a drunk person's nightmare.

He said it was like a group project, but with more yelling and less teamwork.

She texted me, 'I think I got my period from all the stress.'

Her mom said, 'I think she had a breakdown in the middle of it.'

When someone has a sexual marathon with four (or more) people in six hours, and it's like being in a meat locker with no exit.

She said it was like a food fight, but with more sweat and less pizza.

He texted me, 'I think I've been used like a towel.'

Her friend said, 'She looked like a zombie after that.'

A crazy sexual event where someone gets pounded by four (or more) people in six hours, and it's like a drunk person's worst day ever.

She said it was like a concert, but with more screaming and less music.

He texted me, 'I think I've been molested by a group.'

Her friend said, 'She looked like she had a hangover before the party even started.'

When someone has sex with four people in six hours, and it's like a wrestling match, but with more cum and less teamwork.

She said it was like a food fight, but with more sweat and less pizza.

He texted me, 'I think I got my period from all the stress.'

Her mom said, 'I think she had a breakdown in the middle of it.'