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A foul-smelling pig who thinks they’re a queen
You look like you rolled in a pigsty and called it a spa
Lacey Gordon is the reason why the toilet clogged
She’s so ugly, even the trash can turned away from her
Lacey Gordon
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A loud, smelly, overpaid disgrace
She screams louder than a dying cat
She smells like a sock that’s been in a shoebox for a year
She got paid to be ugly, and she did it right
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A human trash can with a bad attitude
She throws her food and her feelings out the window
She’s the reason why the sidewalk smells
She’s so trashy, even the rats laugh at her