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My 14-year-old cousin got a DM from a 'famous' guy who said he’d ‘make her a star’ if she gave him a like.

That singer kept singing about ‘young love’ while he was dating a 13-year-old.

My little sister’s crush is a washed-up rapper who only knows how to say ‘baby’.

He’s 45 and still posting pictures of himself with a 16-year-old on Instagram.

My uncle’s ‘boyfriend’ is a guy who barely knows how to play the guitar.

That guy used to be famous, but now he just needs a teenager to make him feel alive.

He posted a video of himself singing with a 12-year-old and called it a ‘duet’.

My brother’s ‘boyfriend’ is a guy who can’t even play the drums properly.

That guy keeps saying he’s ‘in a band’ even though he only knows one song.

He got in a fight with another guy over who had a younger girlfriend.

My cousin’s crush is a guy who only knows how to say ‘baby’ and ‘love’.

That guy still claims he’s ‘in the music game’ even though he can’t sing.

He kept posting pictures of himself with a 14-year-old and called it ‘art’.

My little brother’s crush is a guy who only knows how to say ‘baby’ and ‘love’.

That man still says he’s ‘in the music scene’ even though no one listens to him anymore.

He posted a picture of himself with a 13-year-old and called it ‘a new beginning’.

My friend’s crush is a guy who only knows how to say ‘baby’ and ‘love’.

That man still thinks he’s a rock star even though he can’t play the guitar properly.